Monday, February 28, 2011

Congratulatory Messages For New Baby Funny

... and what follows. Heir of Stone

Dragon Age Origins is the RPG Green Ronin based on a computer game of the same title published in box format, now how cool, with the intention of introducing in the scene role of all those unsuspecting computer game fans, who bought it thinking it was an expansion, and then take the sorpresaza when they opened the box and saw that there were only really big manual and a CD.

However, Dragon Age Origins has overcome all expectations and succeed in a market much harder than the game: rolero market. As an introduction to the role is flawless, enjoyable and light read, good illustrations and a few chapters on what the role, how you play and how they are targets for framing. Yes, I confess I have not played the game and perhaps that is the setting I found ... well ... there is, to have any, but not like to shoot rockets. However the highlight is, without doubt, the rules, which in Green Ronin baptized as AGE (Adventure Game Engine, did pilláis? Jua!). To some regulation is an exceedingly simple, but for me it is a complicated enough regulation. In fact, the AGE system seemed so good, he gave me a little sad that I have used to adapt a video game. I do not know ... Silicone is like putting an ugly, you can not help feeling that they have wasted.

Behind you!
Or, well ... In front of you! Because it is not clear which one is more dangerous.

thing that you has thrown up this first set is that only take the characters to level 5 and is taking too long to publish the second, setting the limit at level 10. So, right now, the world is crowded with individuals Ferelden level 5. Fortunately, Green Ronin has seen fit to publish for free on September 2 playtest of this LINK! , making available to staff new spells, backgrounds, and advanced rules and the possibility that the characters come to join the Grey Wardens. This not only honored, but it shows an intention to make things right.

Any case should not be long before it published, as they have already learned what will be the cover of the second box and have detailed content that is: two booklets of 80 pages each, reference cards and Thedas map centered Rivain Orlais and (as I have not played the game, I do not know what I'm talking about.) Cost about $ 40 of the wing and still has no definite date of departure.

How is affirmative action ...
how does that not leave a guy on the cover of a game?
say one alive.

The fact is that the Adventure Game Engine has left a strong enough community of fans who are adapting the system to numerous environments. Right now the Green Ronin forum is buzzing with ideas and input for developing a Starwars AGE and have posted occasional odd jobs such as the impressive Mystar, the Known world.


For those who do not know him lazy and look at the Wikipedia, Mystar atmospheres is one of the oldest in the D & D, first mentioned in ultraviejuno the Isle of Dread X1 . Adaptation in question not only recovers the atmosphere of Mystar but includes rules for using the AGE in virtually any setting of D & D. You can download Mystar, the Known World on this LINK! and freak out with the things that makes the rock. It is a work of shit by the feet down.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Pokemon With Super Boobs

going crazy. Mechanical

And among the people, you . And your suspicion. More than ever. I
between risk and surrender, and you in your apparent indifference.
There is always a crazy oco p indifference, and more on a pe ople like you.
indifference also madness, even if it costs to seduce.
Now that you know a ittle more p tell you I know what it smells like your pillow, I know that you love, and you would die for kiss again, albeit again untimely. One Friday night without end, for example. But this time, I would kiss a thousand times. And you take me end of the world .
Or who knows, maybe it's the last time I walk out your door. And tomorrow or remember.

Although no mistake. If you're reading this, because you thinking about me.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Complaints Laser Spine Institute

3.5.

This is something I owe to his friend Philip in a while. Our good minion saw fit to adapt the adventure that I designed for Castles & Crusades to D & D 3.5. Needless to say, is a masterpiece that will change your outlook on life, death and relationships in this society that alienates us ... and there are kobolds and is free.

adaptation contains a number of these changes because each has its quirks and Philip was not to be outdone, and in his own words are:
  • Marquesado Volkenroda is a human. (I told you, pure mania).
  • No gnomes or halflings. I do not like. (What boss!).
  • There is no possibility of testing features to discover things. If you are investigated and if not, then no. Traps and poisons
  • adjusted to the rules of D & D 3.5, but then we go through the liner. Converts
  • monsters and added a couple missing in Appendix (There was a sort of fairy who stayed in the adventure and Duskmantle chips were missing and the Earth Element). (Eh. .. everything was on purpose).

And Perseus said, raising his head of Medusa:
to the milk, look at all what most beautiful head!

Total, which you can download the, as usual, in this LINK!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Build A Bear Party Roseville

Would you like to direct?

polls closed our last survey and pass the traditional celebration of the interpretation of data. It is striking the participation of 118 respondents. Striking, because they are more than the number of people in Spain rolero. To me that has cast a confused looking for pictures of aunts and says "As a porno site, crap, but since I've come to vote."

You recognize this picture, right? The cláaaascia fight to see who runs.
Yo, yo! Not me! And bored.
Thus, the question "How often do you like to enable them to manage?" This has been the response of rolero of Spain and a couple of pornófilos clueless (though not mutually exclusive concepts):

The next most popular option with 38% of the ballots (46) has been one of those voters do not care play from time to time. Stoically bear the weight of the fun of others and comply with the migajillas, sure you are playing those directors who do not want to kill the characters and they're saving the strangest ways you can find. Rabble! Faint-hearted! Out of my sight!

Secondly there has been a tie between Democrats and absolutist with 33 votes to "That rule, that rule" the work of the director of play (27%) from friendly people, civilized, with dreadlocks, the kind that recycle, and another 33 for those who confess that you always like to lead because others do it very badly, which logically extract that is a bunch of egotistical megalomaniacs Sanchez Drago left up to a kid with pimples and self-esteem issues. What comes to be a director ex officio game, come on. And although I (which is also going well servidito ego) I quite agree with that of others always do badly, from time to time is well give them a chance to try to overcome their limitations and learn to fly by themselves because one day you will not be there.

Finally, equal in votes, 3 of respondents (2%) went once and never again think, what they would do, and other 3 do not know what I speak when I say "direct" which is an index of sincerity only 2% across the survey.

Excuse me, do you have a moment?
I am collecting signatures against the free use and indiscrimidado
Photo
hams without coming a story in some role blogs. Left

conclusion of this survey as well ... that contrary to what I thought is that there is everything in the vineyard of the Lord. What little uniformity in role-playing community, then leave us.

As always, adding the percentages leaves us only 96% instead of 100% which tend to have things when they are whole. Where is the 4% missing? Throwing a dick in house application designer Blogger surveys.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Spanish Sayings Sympathy

I lost, I lost!

Published: I just called attention to it of a detail: Articles not sorted on the basis of the score but by some other mysterious scale. Therefore, I am not the 57, 59 and instead of a loser I've been spectacular as a loser just mediocre. I correct the winners but I feel like I've been out where in the standings.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ...! But lost with a pair, like a real English, without mincing words. Do I have to lose? As with all equipment. Yes, folks, just published the result of random input competition in this LINK! You know, that contest called before resulting in pain and thought I would not see my eyes and I can not say my qualification is ... excellent. Of 59 papers presented mine has been ... The 57! So, my article "Are Random random encounters? Below Making Atlantis V3 (version 3, not one or two) and 13 table games any rolero should be (yes, 13 there are not enough to reach a round number).

I got two fours, I was left with the item for September.

And if continue climbing above table is everything from stories to poems through a review of Kingdoms of Kalamar, up to three winners: rolero Workshop at number 1, Survival Guide snapshot creator 9 second and Adventures Succubus Paladin a third. Congratulations to the winners and that this will serve as a vital lesson: one day you're up, one down, another far down ...

KO! Perfect! Fatality!

The good news is that, assuming that the article does not meet the quality standards of random encounters, I can post it here shortly.

Friday, February 18, 2011

42 Weeks Pregnant Yellow Mucus

Castle Keeper's Guide in PDF gold.

Law has been approved and go Sinde internet like ass. I do not want to be evil-minded but, white and bottle ... it depends on where you find it, whether in a bar should be milk, but if it is in assisted reproduction center I do not drink it. So no, instead of my usual and I will only entries trabajadísimas write a short little thing, to see if I can finish it before I pete again.

Hey, just released for sale the Castle Keeper's Guide to Castles and Crusades , but in PDF, you know that Troll Lord Games will take things now calm and monks have printed copies scribes writing from dictation. But beware, the PDF also have been made by hand with gold because it costs a whopping $ 31'99, yes, as superofertón, because the real price should be $ 39'99. Since I have no hurry I disguise my opinion about the price with fine words, satire and irony, and write directly "These people are the fucking pot."

PDF 31'99 A $.
Then why do we get these things illegally ...

You can throw your hard earned money and sweat into this LINK!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Orlando Stomach Virus November

My problems with the sand.

is now very fashionable design and play structure, sandbox adventures. You know, sandbox, via which the whole has been called sandbox or the sandbox and that once I explained what it was, especially in this post: LINK!

The fact is that I am directing a sandbox campaign from beginning to end, the Kingmaker of Paizo by Umbria Community forum, which has made me realize the main problem of this type structures when play: making decisions.

A group of players in full development of Kingmaker.
sandbox
The format is to allow the players to be free as birds in bright colors and rampant in the anonymous world, which means that the group should make decisions one after another. Go here, go there, to accept this mission, accept this one ... In a forum that is starting for days and days of debate among the players until they make a decision while in a game on that table table would be ... hours of debate among the players until make a decision, but hey, it's a substantial improvement.

And then in the sand you can find anything.

So listen to my advice: if you're going to run a forum game by choosing a good adventure encarriladita whose highest decision is "do not know whether to open the door or throw down." And yet prepare for endless debates.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

What Happens When You Swallow Mouthwash

spiral.



This year was full of plans. And your charm today has not been lowered my smile fool.
I do not ask more. Give me back what you owe me one night turned into love. One night. Of the thousands of nights you are going to happen in this life. A. A. and then forget me if you want.
Yesterday I learned. That even breathing the air of the same bar. We know as well.
is time you owe me. Of the kisses that you tried and you gave me. Something you have left, you know.
If not, tomorrow same abandon. Tell
not love you and I surrender, I swear.


Monday, February 14, 2011

Mana'o 'ehia Au Aloha 'olua

I won, I won!

I just kindly inform that I was the winner of the contest organized by The Opinometre Cliffhanger there by Christmas. Understand that Article smell and a bit of naphthalene. What we were young and innocent then, before polvorones before the controllers' strike, before he was given the Goyas to a movie that has only seen the Academy of Cinema and why they sent the DVD home by courier.

But the important thing, beyond that I've won and you do not, is that I won two librazos seven euros worth! My life has turned around 180 degrees! I see sunlight through the clouds! So things are, for seven euros do whatever it takes.

Thank Opinometre.
The bus did not need, what you are flattering ...

I want to thank the organizers of the competition and, above all, to all those who have not been presented because the reason for my victory has been largely the result of your low participation. Keep it up.

can read this gem of the XXI Century subjective journalism and troll this LINK! And do not forget, if you like, you can congratulate me on my blog here and if you do not like you can insult the Opinometre for publishing such garbage.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Does Hiv Skin Rash Look Like

How cool to see if what you are going. She

This situation begins to seem all too familiar: I find a game, I read it, get excited, imagine a thousand characters that I like to try, the adventures that would live with him and that would just Combaz with all pijadillas, it said in one of my regular players or unusual and rare is the time I do not respond with a "Hey cool, to see if what you are heading."

Ah, my turn again ... how cool ...

"Who knows what you are heading" ... What, you have an allergy to the role? Do not have a table at home? Is too widespread belief that a director's director of game play because you do not like to play, just direct. And no, the directors are also creatures of God to those who from time to time we like to worry only of our hit points and complain about how unfair it is the decisions of others. However, many times the life (which is another name that is known to the gang of bastards who plays with you) is pushing us towards the noble art of leadership and anyone else he volunteered or, if so, what reluctantly makes Easter a branch. Therefore the question "Can a game warden born or made?" The answer is undoubtedly "do."

The Dungeon Master, a dramatic case of typecasting.
never got to play.

way is now cleared habits survey rolero direction of Spain. ok, readers of Calm ... sure they are minions. Vote!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Whipple Proceedure Radiation

Words starting with M of you.


M pineapples in M adrid.
Walking begins P.
Y Hurricane H.
but whatever.

I wonder what this city has, ever you go, you have something new to say.
I wonder how many secrets hidden in its streets.
many surreal things we go through in these five months.
And no boring day with you.


Tonight hurricanes M adrid burn.
is Thursday. and until Monday the following discussion I have not. haha:)

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

I-catcher-web Monitor

. The best games unplayable

Edited to include link to the page Edanna.

Today I want to show I can be as toadies like any other.

Edanna, one of the readers of the blog, sent me a module entitled She that in his own words,
"is a initiation module Dungeons & Dragons 4 th edition, based on the story of Peter Dickinson, "The Sorceress." Book published in Spain by Timun But under the title: "The dreams of Merlin" and illustrated by Alan Lee. "

Well, She has proven to be a currazo both editorial and layout and mapping, but its great merit is without doubt to be a lesson for those who revile the 4th edition of Dungeons & Dragons as a tool to play the role. Edanna (do not know the real name because the Internet are like the funky since we saw Matrix ) has achieved write a adventure in which interpretation prevails, the interaction with the characters and story, but rather sacrificing free will. History is on track too, which is normal given that it is the adaptation of a story. In addition, the poetic nature of the story sometimes makes little of conceptual and metaphorical, but hey, the important thing here is that this is a different adventure than what we are accustomed rolero aftertaste.

The story is about a people living under a blessing and a curse at the same time whose origin is a witch who lives deep in the nearby woods, leaving to the discretion of players to raise or perpetuating. would be framed within the genre of romantic fantasy, a genre that I personally quite asquerosete, but hey, it's a matter of taste, I am dirty fantasy.

Fantasy "without cleavage? But what the hell is this!
Do we have gone mad?

In short, a curious adventure, distinct and highly recommended it can also be adapted to any system because the important thing in She are not rules, but history. If you ask me, swear not saying that.

By the way, you can download this LINK! , or from Edanna page (it shows dedicated to graphic design) in that other LINK!

Monday, February 7, 2011

How To Delete Music Off The Sd Card

: Spirit of the Century.

Spirit of the Century is an RPG Pulp (and by now I will not explain what is the pulp, nice people) based on the FATE system. Yes, the rare normal dice, or six-sided dice with the signs +, - and nothing to be so much cooler. Although the bulk of the Open Game sitema is, download this LINK!, not I can only recommend buying the manual, required not only for any rolero that claims to be but also to anyone who has even the slightest interest in writing. The authors made a study of the adventure genre in general and pulp in particular narrative structure, characters, relationships, hooks, etc ... much better (and more fun, of course) than any writing manual. "Robert McKee? A shit compared to these guys.

FATE system is more dangerous than a monkey with a biplane .

FATE is the only RPG of the last novel years. Only because, regardless of settings, and number of faces to use your dice, so far there was only the normal role, which began with D & D and whose goal is to live an adventure, and then the system more or narrative that will appeal less but diverted attention from action to character. FATE offers something different as long as the players involved in the narrative, but not thoughtlessly, but offering some tools to do so in an orderly fashion ... or so they say.

Spirit of the Century has a more than obvious literary vocation. More than an RPG is a game narrative, and that makes it very difficult implementation at the table. The destinations not only serve to alter the outcome of a run or repeat, but also for the player to make changes to a scene or play a grand soliloquy. The latter can not be done at random. Need to think to write at least 10 minutes. Well, okay, they are 5, you caught me, but the fact is that for this mechanism, the improvisation that is the game table is poison.

"I spend a destination and the kitchen is a refrigerator
that if you get into will protect you from the explosion of a nuclear bomb. "
Do you understand now the danger of this?

addition, the characters have some stuff called aspects, adjectives like" cool "or short phrases and colorful as a bride in each port "that define and can be invoked by the player to receive some benefit or be imposed by the game director for complications. On paper it is wonderful, a new world of play and performance, adventure and wonderful ... to have a civilized group of players, of course. Do you know why cerraditos use and detailed regulations? To avoid holes that can take advantage of my players. The FATE is a huge hole by definition, a game for civilized people, a concept totally antithetical to role play. I dare not to wonder play this with my home group for fear (justified, better call it "precognition") to endless discussions as to when an aspect can be used in a situation and when not to, or meet a character ends up with look like "On my balls."

I'm already watching the games:

Director: There is a locked door and barred it prevents you from continuing.
Player: I call "from my balls" and my balls that shot down.

Director: The Baroness is beautiful but cold and unreachable.
Player: I call "from my balls" and my balls than me picking up girls.

Director: The building is on fire and running unless you win, because impose "with your balls" and that you get your balls.
Player: But I also invoke "by my balls" and my balls that I did not impose.

Weird Tales, Stories Rare ...
Stories do not know, but the aunt does have a pint of rare, yes.

In short, the Spirit of the Century seems specially designed for game forum, which allows us to think before writing, and not to traditional rolero.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Cartman Joins Nambla Chase

Centenario.

Notice: entrance complacent.

Yesterday, thanks to Torak, we have reached the 100 followers of Calm ... sure they are minions. You can not imagine how important this is for me. Why? "Pride? "Vanity? "Media Impact? No, as usual, a gamble. Me playing a dinner with my wife. Thank you all I'm going out to dinner for the first time in nearly a year if it is true that, as is my economy may not be to a place with cloth napkins but I am sure that I will know kebab as ragweed.

And to celebrate the 100, another 100.
LEVEL UP!

THANKS! Thank you all for having a sense of humor and, above all, by not taking me seriously. Of course, with 100 guys following me start to feel observed.

By the way, and take this fool and ask you, ye lay under some form of content on the blog? (Other than Minion TV, you already I say it's impossible.) I am open to suggestions.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

How Long Are U In Pain After A Ruptured Cyst

Things that I never said.

long nights writing obsessions. In those who would do anything for meet other night and not let go.
which covertiría In your drunken eyes in earthquakes.
write slow kisses that still have not given me. Your suspicion of me back someday. One by one all we promised.
write nights that we have not. Obsession writing in general and you in particular.
write about things that I never said
know I die for you since I met you. And maybe tomorrow I give up and you forget me.
know that mad me sick and charm you. Or some day, not long ago, you love.
write about you. And you know . Kiss
and, when I want. not want to wait and give up. Even if you're a complicated man prototype and "boring."
This makes me think you're not difficult, just because I missed the opportunity to seduce. Sometimes I think it's time to land.

You think?
I became immune to you in a while.

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Embelyon: Myth and Fe

Well, I'll talk about Embelyon despite that I fell the last time.

Since The Horned Society has just made available to the staff who would be the first supplement Embelyon, "Myth and Faith." In just three pages, one with no text, only with symbols, the author presents the cosmogony Embelyon world, detailing the five most important gods and places of worship, and finally giving a few household names suggestive of some lesser gods. Not a single rule of Me. A perfect supplement for people who, like me, has the threshold of attention of a mosquito. It has enough to have a clear idea of \u200b\u200bwho the gods and their areas of influence and then we let each one to develop this information at will.


The layout and design, as always, delicious. Y. .. Well, I really do not what I wanted, indeed, is he did not want to see it, I swear, but could not help but notice that some accents are missing and there is a typo in the text (a paragraph ending with "nine" instead of "new"). But non-anything, eh? I loved it. Supplements like this should be the norm or at least with this extension.

You can download it at this LINK!

I hope I have been very hard.